Shovelface

Any Asian whose face resembles an upside down shovel.

Typically refers to Koreans.

See also: shovel face

Girl 1 and Girl 2 are driving down the road as a small white Hyundai cuts across 4 lanes and slowly merges in front of them...

Girl 1: God damn zipper head just cut me off.
Girl 2: That wasn't any ordinary zipper head. It was a shovelface.
Girl 1: How can you tell?
Girl 2: Their face is so flat, it looks like a shovel.

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asian calculator

Any Asian who is good at math.

Girl 1: Damn, the whole class failed the Calculus test except one person.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.

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