Cornelius Nuts

A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.

Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.

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