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A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.
Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!
Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!
Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!
Bratfud (the t is pronounced with a glottal stop) is the local name for Bradford, used by some of the more slackjawed dole monkeys that inhabit the inner reaches of the district.
Chav: Aaaaariirte maaate, yooo goin to stop at Bratfud?
Train Conductor: Firstly, I'm not your mate. Secondly, have you got a ticket? And finally, this train isn't going anywhere near Bradford, learn to read the screens on the platform dickhead.
Chav: Fukin'ell buddy, I were only askin'.
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