LALFAG

LALFAG stands for "Lonely Asshole Looking For A Girl".

LALFAGs crop up from time to time on chat websites. They mainly consist of males in between the ages of 15 and 19, though in truth anyone can be a LALFAG.

LALFAGs spend all their time looking for "horny girls (with cams or MSN)", sexchats, or pics. Some are deluded enough to think they'll find a girlfriend.

Stranger: hi are you a horny girl who has an msn and cam?
You: LALFAG, go away.

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textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving

That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way