Heppy

The feeling you get after orgasming; usually after not having sex for about a month or more.

This can also be used after following No Nut November, then getting to...you know

Guy 1 “No one can understand how HEPPY December 1st makes me.”

Guy 2 “That’s nothing compared to how HEPPY I was when I finally got some after 2 months.”

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Ally

A bitch who marries a guy, then basically makes seeing his family as rare as possible but makes him spend time with her family every day.

Father: I miss our son

Mother: Don’t tell anyone I said this but I know it’s because of that bitch Ally

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