Rascal patch

The patch/strands of hair commonly known as “stragglers” that were missed when getting a haircut. Rascal patches are most common when you get a home haircut or DIY haircut.

Sorry bro, the guard slipped off and I gave you a little rascal patch, but just give it a couple weeks and it’ll grow out.

schvance

The term for a husky mid-western man's wang

Like the humanitarian he is, Chad fed that crack whore a healthy portion of his schvance.

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batty-riderz

Extremely short / tight shorts like those worn by cyclists and 1970's olympic long distance runners.

Dude I can see the bottom of that guys nuts hanging out of those batty-riderz shorts he's wearing.

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