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Trumpstick

A brand of lipstick that members of the Cabinet (and other ass kissers) use to mold their lips into the best shape to fit Donald Trump's ass.

Cabinet Member I : My Trumpstick makes my lips pucker into the perfect shape for doing what the President loves best.
Cabinet Memeber II: Yes, so does mine. But I don't understand why the hot pink Trumpstick that I apply comes out brown when I finish with POTUS' daily smooch.

by Sugarbumbum June 14, 2017


RIVITHEAD

Person whose head rivets at the sound of an important word or phrase.

Despite being booed by his classmates, JJ was the class rivithead all year because the teacher kept mentioning romance poetry and J.J. loved anything with the word "romance" in it.

by Sugarbumbum August 16, 2019


rubber-fucky

n. The anatomically correct rubber doll that you screw in the bathtub because you cannot get a real person willing to fuck you.

If Wanda would only give me a piece of ass, I would not have to be in this bubble bath with my rubber-fucky.

by Sugarbumbum May 27, 2017