Turkey plop

When you get dumped right before Thanksgiving, the idea being she doesn’t have to get you any holiday presents or put up with your dumb azz through the holidays. Usually these relationships start back with a booty call in mid January

Joe really thought he loved her, til she Turkey plopped him the weekend before thanksgiving.

Abscound

1. A more provocative form of abscond, but far more devious, mischievous, deliberate, and generally Tom-foolery, particularly while incredibly high.

2. To disappear from friends or venues with no notice whatsoever, particularly while incredibly high.

3. To simply leave, particularly while incredibly high.

1. As we watched the fireworks begin and our attention was upward, JKNaughty disappeared with the bag!
2. We thought Chris had abscounded, but he was simply turtling behind.

3. Joe, shall we abscound?

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