broccoli headed fuck

Typically coming from the zoomer generation, a broccoli headed fuck is a type of zoomer who’s haircut resembles the top of a stalk of broccoli. Broccoli headed fucks typically travel in packs which can be easily seen from afar due to:

The cloud of vape smoke the emit as they all suck each others Juules

Screaming their zoomer catch phrases that have somehow become the cool thing to say despite being more retarded than 1000 years of incest such as straight bussin, on god, no cap, that’s mid, fire or lit, dead ass, cheugy, GYAT, ONG, sneaky link, vibe check, or sus

Filming TikToks in public spaces while being a massive inconvenience to non broccoli headed fucks such as in gyms, hallways, at the top/bottom of a set of stairs, or in the street.

All wearing red, white, or black outfits from True Religion or Supreme.

Blasting shitty mumble rap that is basically sexually assaulting everyone’s ears

I was trying to go to the gym earlier but my gym has a pandemic of broccoli headed fucks filming themselves dancing to mumble rap everywhere.

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