tomato

Someone who is drunk and being loud as a result (both of these conditions have to be met for someone to be considered a tomato).

Originated from a misunderstanding at a party between someone asking about their noise level and someone else, also drunk, who assumed they were asking how red their face was.

"How loud am I being?"
"Tomato."

And so "tomato" was born.

"You're being a tomato, keep it down."

8👍 20👎

Facebook reburn

When you're scrolling down your news feed to see what's happened since you last checked and hit photos / statuses that you've already seen. This is followed by a sense of remorse and pity for your perceived lack of social life, tinged by anger at your friends for not posting more new stuff to keep you entertained.

Tristan logged on, saw his notifications, and got excited at the thought of all the new things that must have happened since his last logon. He only got 20 seconds of scrolling in before he hit the deja vu photos and logged off in sadness. This is known as Facebook reburn.