Fashtard

A person, usually brainwashed by mainstream fashion trends, who makes rules about what an individual can or can't wear or buy. The average fashion editor can be considered a fashtard; any person writing for, reading, or buying Glamour magazine would be immediatly labeled a fashtard; people who refuse to buy non-name-brand items and people who believe in the term must-have are straight-up fashtards.

Fashtards are highly influential people, and if encountered during day-to-day life, prove very easy to fuck with. Try telling a suspected fashtard of a new fashion trend or rule that everyone is following in some other part of the world, and see if they don't tell all their friends. Give a fashtard the most hideous dress, citing its heyday 40 years ago, and they will proudly tote it as vintage.

If you are reading this, you most likely followed a link from my site and are a fashtard. I know about your type..

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Chop Tuck Fang

Not unsimilar to the condition of "chop tuck", Chop Tuck Fang occurs when the upper lip (chop) is stuck, or tucked, to the gums above the teeth exposing the dog's fang. It can be just the tip of a fang, or it could be a whole mouth full of them depending on the severity of chop tuck.

Couscous was trying to look serious and dignified but failed miserably due to his silly looking and unintentional chop tuck fang,

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