honeydripper

A very romantic person, usually in the sense of a silver-tongued man adept at saying very sweet things

Lisa Simpson: Now we need to find a way to end it.
Homer: How about, "with a love that will echo through the ages...”
Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson: Awww...
Bart Simpson: Homer, you old honeydripper!

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snuggy

A condom. So named because its use implies that the wearer is well endowed (hence, it fits snugly).

Oh, man. I was this close to getting laid, but neither of us had a snuggy.

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