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When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.
Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?
Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA
A microphone that performs poorly. The term is most often used to describe gaming mics.
Online Gamer: I can't understand PoonSlayer6969's call outs because his McMicrophone is cutting out again.
Any sexual position where one white person is in between two black people. The crème of the Oreo is the white person, and the cookies are the two blacks.
The white girl got an Oreo since two black guys double penetrated her
Getting its name from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas," a Texas Mile is an exercise involving a track and bleachers. For the exercise, you run four laps around the track, but for one of the straightaways, you have to do stadiums on the bleachers while crossing over to the next set of steps after every ascent and descent until you reach the end of the bleachers. Also, you must sprint the other straightaway. You can jog at your own pace on the ends of the track. This exercise can be done at most high school football fields.
Person 1: Wow. That Texas Mile was tough.
Person 2: The stadiums and the sprinting made it really hard.
Any athlete who does not touch the lines with their hand during a suicide
Person 1: Can you believe that slacker? He didn't touch the lines with his hand.
Person 2: That will cost him in the 4th Quarter
The feminist term for cock block
Male Feminist Virgin: I saved that girl by using bystander intervention.
Self-Respecting Male: No. You cock blocked a husband from making love to his wife.
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A reconnaissance operation where a man tries to find more information, usually looks, on a female of interest. FIT is an acronym for Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter as those sites have the highest probability of containing relevant information.
Guy 1: This girl on Tinder is a babe. I'm going to swipe right.
Guy 2: You should commence Operation FIT, so you can find out if the photos on her profile reflect how she looks in real life.