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A situation involving a giant bowel movement that is contradictory and puzzling.
Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldnât find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldnât shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.
A piece of media very simplistic in nature that portrays a deceptive piece of propaganda. Most often an undoctored photo with a caption so outlandish that only stupid people would believe it.
Gary: âDude! I read online that Bernie Sanders isnât even an American citizen so Iâm going to vote Trump again!â
Andrew: âGary! You stupid twat! Stop reading dumbfake propagandaâ
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The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.
The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.
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An acronym meaning âThank God Iâm Canadian!â. It is usually used amongst Canadians after the United States does something batshit crazy. Often followed by a fist bump.
Gary and Rajesh were walking down the street. After hearing who was elected president of the united states they looked at each other and said âTGICâ. They then gave a subtle fist bump and kept walking. They had been tempted to give a high 5 but a fist bump was much more hygienic.