HCM

HCM - Standing for: Hair Chest Movement

hair·y   chest·ed   move·ment
hair-ee ches-tid moov-muhnt

–noun

An non affiliated civil rights organization that promotes the equality and well being of hairy chested individuals, both male & female. Some would say the the HCM is more in depth and welcoming than an other movements in recent history. What makes the HCM a so influential is that they will extend their beliefs to non hairy chested individuals, again, both male & female. This ensures and truly demonstrates tranquility and tolerance of all.

In recent history, verbal slurs that have offended HCM followers have been:

"First is the worst"
"Second is the best"
"THIRD IS THE ONE WITH HAIRY CHEST"

- to verbal slurs like these, followers of HCM would respectfully, but sternly respond with the following of: "But what if the first or second place persons had hair chest themselves"

Johnny: You must be from the Eastern Balkens, your chest is like a jungle.

Rawhi: Yes, I also happen to be a proud member of the HCM.

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Gandhi-Slap

– gahn-dee slap verb (used with object)

To strike sharply, especially with the open hand to someone who Gandhi, he himself, would even slap. This person is of extensive annoyance and or agitation and does not know when to "shut the fuck up".

Molly: annoying blah blahblahblah blah blahblah blahblah blah.
Dylon: If you don't shut up I will Gandhi-Slap you into next week.

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shitlicious

–verb

Used to describe food of unknown or poor quality, which are delicious.

Foods from McDonald's, Gas Stations, and places of the like, which you know are gross, yet still taste amazing.

Nat: What is that, it looks like it tastes like crap!

Clint: I know, I got it at the gas station, its shitlicious though!

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