Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff

"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"

Demon Summoner

Some weird ass protagonist from the SMT series, usually accompanied by his weak-ass friends who endlessly bitch about impending doom.

John:"Hey, i heard SMT has Demon summoner as it's genre!"

Joe:"Yeah man, he can literally summon demons from the bowels of hell for macca!"

John:"Wow!"

Depression

I've heard cymbalta can help, but at some point you just gotta accept reality is a cruel bastard.

"I hear Joe's had depression for awhile"

"Sucks to be Joe, I guess."