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An act determined by President-elect Trump to be unprecedented.
"China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters - rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act." - DJT, 17Dec16, Twitter @realDonaldTrump
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Priapism is an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Trumpriapism is a hard on for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, and is considered a medical emergency.
If you suffer from Trumpriapism, an erection for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, you should see your doctor immediately.
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The scent, that smell of sweaty, stanky, foul hockey gear odor as it pervades your nostrils. Associated with any and all hockey gear in the rink, bag, or gear which induces nausea, vomiting, burning watery eyes, and eventual destruction of the olfactory nerve. Worse in the male gender.
Steve: dude... god, that is rancid. That rink reek hockey stank is vaporizing my nose hairs. That hockey stank is hockey rank!
To get absolutely wasted on expensive gin. Must include lime.
Her: hey, I have an extra lime. Want to have a few gin and tonic?
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!
The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.
I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.
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A SunnyDriver is a delicious combination of SunnyD with a shot or two of vodka. A SunnyD screwdriver. Mmmmm.
Me: just poured myself a delicious SunnyDriver. I'm going to sit and watch a few episodes of Jeopardy (RIP, Alex).
Joel: I miss you.
A government run solely by giving your family and close friends jobs, after firing anyone with experience and everyone who won't kiss the ring.
The Trump administration exclusively practices favoring relatives or friends with political appointments, especially by giving them jobs.
"his years in office were marked by corruption and nepotism, leading to the Trump Nepotocracy."
Don: "hey Jared, my useless son-in-law, would you like me to create a high level government advisory position for you to embarrass our country daily?"
Jared: "sure, pops! Ivanka wants to peddle misinformation, too!"
Don: "You're both hired."
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