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Taking a shit between a women's breast and then smashing it with her breasts.
My girlfriend couldn't decide where she wanted to eat so I offered her a Cincinnati Panini Press.
A trail of poop leading to the bathroom created by someone who didn't make it in time.
I knew my roommate was into some wild stuff after finding a Cincinnati bread crumb trail leading from his bedroom to the bathroom the night his girlfriend stayed over.