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Donkey dick

A extremely large sub sandwich.

Hey man I'm starving i think I'm gonna go to food barn and get a donkey dicksub fat donkey dick

by Sundialist93 September 2, 2015

8πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Gods' Trifecta

Someone who has been fucked over by God with genetics, (a genetic disgrace.) Gods' Trifecta is when your fat, ugly and bald this especially pertains to a woman with these characteristics. Totally unsavory, The Lord continues to work in mysterious ways.

This woman came shuffling in with the mail today, she received Gods' Trifecta. She was 300 pounds, looked like Mortimer snerd and had the hairline of Peter Boyle.

by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Biblicunt

A woman who is a cunt of biblical proportions.

Joe, Bonita is sewing you for sexual harrassment because you wouldn't date her.

Joe: god that woman is a biblicunt!cunt bitchbibleasshole

by Sundialist93 September 2, 2015


Painfully Average

A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.

I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.

by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014

24πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Douche pickle

An asshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche," a douche pickle."

jay: How bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: Ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.

by Sundialist93 May 22, 2011

18πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


cozits

Pimples that have developed on a persons face during the COVID-19 pandemic. This is due to lengthy periods of wearing a mask.

I look like IҀ™m going through puberty again, but I know why IҀ™m breaking out. IҀ™ve been wearing a mask 60 hours a week, I got them cozits.

by Sundialist93 September 14, 2020


pedorful

A very short, muppet of a person.

Greg: Would you just look at that little pedorful over there. What a weird little thing.

by Sundialist93 September 14, 2020