Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play some craft?
Person 2: Nah. I have to do the fucking positivephysics assignment.
Person 1: Ah fuck. I feel bad for you bro. Heard that piece of shit is a pain in the ass.
An absolute joke of a computer
Mike: Hey dude, you got Windows 10?
Bill: Yeah. It was a waste of my money.