Chimerical

Pertaining to something highly unrealistic or wildly fanciful.

Particularly in reference to when a child is asked at a spelling bee to spell this word and sings an entire song about her parents neglecting her. (See: The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee)

Person: Do my parents love me?
Me: That is a chimerical thought.

Audrey Two

A man-eating plant that can deceive a human into losing their free will and morals, causing them to kill and hunt humans for the plant’s hunger. It consumes only blood and flesh and is a fan of murdering poor defenseless dentists. Gender unknown.

Person 1: Man, my dentist really did a bad job on my teeth last visit.
Person 2: You should send them an Audrey Two!