Vagina

A thing most boys boys are never going to get.

What is the difference between a woman’s vagina and a quarter?
Men actually have a chance of finding a quarter when they search for it.

Boy: Sup dude got some vagina yet?
Boy 2: No bro-man. Boys are very lucky in they find it.
Boy: oh well. I’ve managed to find some

Lesbian

When a girl likes a girl

Girl: I have something to tell you. A reason why this will never work.
Boy: What? There is no reason this will not work. I am in love so you have to be too!
Girl: Two reasons then. 1 You are selfish and want everything to be your way. 2 I am lesbian

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Big ass boobs

Boy: Hey baby I want to see your ( . )( . )

Ur mom gay

Insult

Charlie: Ur mom gay
You:No u
* Charlie dies
Billy: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
* Billy dies

3====D

A hecking dick. It can also be written like this the hashtag representing the hair #3====D

Bill: Hey dude can you drop by my house
* at his house
Bill:Look at my dick it is so huge
* Left his house and is now texting him
Timmy: What a huge 3====D

Vibrator

A thing girl stick in their pussies to gain some pleasure

Poison had stolen a vibrator from her mothers bag and switched it on. She slipped it in her pussy, moaning like crazy.
Then her mother came in…
Duh Duh Duh!

Poison: I shoved a vibrator up my ass!
Ivy: how did it feel?
Poison: Amazing!