Jordan

An extremely loving, sweet, smart creature with amazing musical talent. Can make you laugh faster than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass. If you catch this Legendary Pokemon you will be the best poke master out there. Lure him with music with great bass and waffles. Has an extremely large and satisfying penis.

"Hey you know that guy Ave is going out with?"
"Yeah, he is just a total Jordan"

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