taylor man

A coworker who is very attractive and super sweet and you would like to fuck him but you think of him as a little brother. Also, he needs to let you cut that hair.

Taylor Man needs to let me cut his hair. For reals.

Thoman Time

When you are chronically and expectedly late to everything, and everyone knows it is going to happen.

Looks like Aunt Lisa is on that Thoman Time again.