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rice rocket

A fucking Japanese piece of shit car that does 0-60 in about 13 seconds. It also has a fuckin muffler the size of a fuckin basket ball to make a ton og gay whining noise (the sounds that wake u up at night). Also these cars are for shit and have stickers on them that say "el diablo" or "honda civic" in fancy gothic type. They have ground affects and their owners claim that they up the performance which they dont. These cars are useless and are gay. They are slow and are all one wheel drive.

Some one wheel drive cars are:

Honda Civic
Toyota Celica
Honda Accord 4cyl
Toyota Camry
All geo cars

Japanese & German cars that arent Rice Rockets:

Subaru WRX STI 300hp
Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 275hp
Toyota Supra 300hp
Nissan 300zx-350Z 300-285hp
Volksvagen R32 275hp
German Cars Exactly Like Rice Rockets:

VW Jetta
VW Bug
VW Golf
VW GTI
Porsche 914
Porsche Boxter (fuckin wanna be 911)

by Supa D May 29, 2004

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