Albrighting

(verb) To bullshit, severely. This transcends regular boasting or lying about a situation or attribute to the point that it's just sad and frustrating to hear. Albrighting is very closely tied to pathological lying, the only difference between the two is that the American Medical Association has not formally recognized it.

Leigh: Oh my God you guys, you won't believe it! I just got back from jogging five miles and I ran into Kanye West! We were talking for like three hours and he said to call him whenever.

Alan: You've been gone ten minutes! You're such a fucking Albrighter.

Tyrone: All this Albrighting is making me sick.

Leigh: Haha, like, wha?

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Sup Chick

Something a guy says when he sees a hot chick! They don't necessarily have to say it to the chick...

(girl passes in front of a car)

-Driver: Sup Chick!

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