scene kid

In the UK, a bizarre mixture of an emo and a chav. The new 'it' trend, scene kids can be noticed by their lack of fashion sense. This includes:

- skinny jeans. They wear no other type. A female scene kid may wear some kind of faux-goth skirt.
- 'chav' brands such as Nike and adidas.
- single coloured hoodies (usually black or grey) with a single repeating image, ie blue stars or pink hearts.
- tight t-shirts
- many belts. Belts may contain pop-culture references such as Spongebob Squarepants or band messages.

Scene kids enjoy the company of other scene kids, but nobody actually knows what the term means, or who defines it.

They are camerawhores, myspace whores, bebo whores and whores in a sexual way.

To a non-scene kid, they are difficult to be around, confusing and irritating.

Many scene kids believe they are God's gift to the world.

Some may use the term greeb or greebo as an insult. They don't know what this means either.

A: God, C was being a total greeb earlier. I can't believe she was asking me what being a scene kid meant!
B: I totally agree. C's such a dirty greebo.

(later)

B: omg, A was so bitching on you at lunch. I'm taking her off my Top 16 on Bebo.
C: Why's she even on there? She's not scene. She's just a greeb.

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