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Demus

A Demus is an arrogant, but loving creature. The type that loves to go for car rides, adventures, and well, anywhere. The Demus creature does what it wants, when it wants, how it wants, because that's what it wants to do. It also is a very loving, playful, dedicated creature that, if it has decided you are an acceptable human being, will protect you to it's death. It is a male creature. Should he claim you as his human, he will argue with you, shower you with love, and demand your attention. He is sweet, loyal, patient, and affectionate. Should he decide you are unacceptable you must watch out. He will attack you without care, and with total disregard for his life or safety.

Other things a Demus might go by are:
1) Sue-ay (silly) puppy
2) Dick

3) Snuggawuggawy
4) Baby boy

5) Nicky
6) Nicky D
7) Nicodemus

Person 1) Did you just see that?

Person 2) See what?

Person 1) It was a Demus.

Person 2) How do you know that?

Person 1) It was arguing with that man over there, and then it looked like he was attacking him, but when the man pulled his arm out of the Demus's mouth, there was nothing wrong with it.

Person 2) You know Demus's never physically hurt their humans, right?

Person 1) No I didn't know that. Where do I get a Demus?

Person 2) You can't. They have to choose you...

by Super C*nt July 18, 2024


Demus

A Demus is an arrogant, but loving creature. The type that loves to go for car rides, adventures, and well, anywhere. The Demus creature does what it wants, when it wants, how it wants, because that's what it wants to do. It also is a very loving, playful, dedicated creature that, if it has decided you are an acceptable human being, will protect you to it's death. It is a male creature. Should he claim you as his human, he will argue with you, shower you with love, and demand your attention. He is sweet, loyal, patient, and affectionate. Should he decide you are unacceptable you must watch out. He will attack you without care, and with total disregard for his life or safety.

Other things a Demus might go by are:
1) Sue-ay (silly) puppy
2) Dick

3) Snuggawuggawy
4) Baby boy

5) Nicky
6) Nicky D
7) Nicodemus

Person 1) Did you just see that?

Person 2) See what?

Person 1) It was a Demus.

Person 2) How do you know that?

Person 1) It was arguing with that man over there, and then it looked like he was attacking him, but when the man pulled his arm out of the Demus's mouth, there was nothing wrong with it.

Person 2) You know Demus's never physically hurt their humans, right?

Person 1) No I didn't know that. Where do I get a Demus?

Person 2) You can't. They have to choose you...

by Super C*nt July 18, 2024