Ass-biting omelet

A cheesy omelet that is great going down but kills later on - inside and out.

Nothing beats a good breakfast after a long night of drinking, but man, that ass-biting omelet is really coming back to haunt me now. I should have gotten pancakes.

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Tariffville

Tariffville is a small, vibrant neighborhood and census-designated place (CDP) in Connecticut. With a population of less than 2,000 the only things there are a post office, a bar, a package store (liquor store) and a charming pharmaceutical research group. The only thing to do in Tariffville is paddle down the Farmington River.

Hey, let's all go to Tariffville and do nothing!

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