cage match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

A cage surrounds the wrestling ring. Both wrestlers start inside the ring (and thus inside the cage). In order to win, BOTH of your feet have to hit the ground outside of the cage.

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trailer park skank

some bitch who gave me da clap

i only fucked her cuz i was drunk

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high school hero

a guy with a shitty job and no life in his twenties who dwells on how good his life was in high school

"I loved Taft High. I scored in every football game. Then I scored with the ladies!" -- typical high school hero quote

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naked time

the period of the day in which i wear no clothes whatsoever

naked time is fun especially when there are other people present

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texas death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

In a texas death match:
1) there is no disqualification;
2) pin/falls count anywhere in the building; and
3) a wrestler has to touch all four ring posts in order for a pin/fall or submission to count.

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sports guy

"Sports Guy" thinks that he is a great athlete in his chosen sport. For example, he plays every pick-up basketball game as if it was the NBA playoffs. The reality is that he got no game!

Listen, loser, this is a company softball game, not the World Series. Of course we want to win, but in the grand scheme of things THIS GAME DOES NOT MATTER! Don't give yourself a heart attack worrying about it. And anyway, my 82-year-old grandmother got a better batting average than you, loser!

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skeet

"Skeet" means "to ejaculate?" Damn! I thought skeet was a game played with a shotgun and flying clay targets!

If you use "skeet" to mean "to ejaculate" or "semen," you're an ass!

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