Carol Off

In honour of legendary Canadian CBC journalist, commentator and author...

Carol Off is the act of breaking wind into a thermos and sealing it for the later surprise enjoyment by your 'friends'.

I Carol Off'ed Adam......he thought he was smelling a savoury soup.....but got to sample the scent of my previous dinner.

Squirrels penis

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'