ganar

beyond gnarly, (orange county surf slang)

That wipe-out was GANAR.

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sausage chopper

adj. when a female is on top during intercourse but because of a lacking of rhythm she folds your dick in half.

She is good in bed but I can't let her be on top cause she is a real sausage chopper.

loaded yam

When sloppy seconds goes wrong due to the lack of adequate time for clensing between the first and second session. The receiving vessel becomes locked up or jammed due to miscellaneous accoutrements, often preventing further intercourse.

She said I was the first customer of the evening, but it was clear that I was dealing with a loaded yam.

spishnuk

A retarded disco ball, much resembling Mark Uphouse.

"*watches Disco ball twitching, attempting to spin in a circle* OMFG..its like the MARK UPHOUSE OF DISCO BALLS!"

custard sandwich

The use of pre-ejaculative fluid for lubrication in preparation for anal sex

Since you were too cheap to buy me dinner at least give me a custard sandwich.