tomahto

This clearly isn't a word unless you are a horrible speller.

You say tomayto, I say tomahto.

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sausage chopper

adj. when a female is on top during intercourse but because of a lacking of rhythm she folds your dick in half.

She is good in bed but I can't let her be on top cause she is a real sausage chopper.

knuckle-up

An action akin to the high-five or the handshake. The act of touching fists knukle-to-knuckle in greeting or departure. In 2003 this action was accompanied by the phrase "knuckle-up" but has since just become the motion without the phrase. The first instance of this action and phrase was in Dallas, TX in the mid-90's and has since become a common gesture in most public forms of transit in NYC.

Jimbo-- "Is that some kind of a gang sign?"
Miguel--"Nah, that's a knuckle-up, bro."

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loaded yam

When sloppy seconds goes wrong due to the lack of adequate time for clensing between the first and second session. The receiving vessel becomes locked up or jammed due to miscellaneous accoutrements, often preventing further intercourse.

She said I was the first customer of the evening, but it was clear that I was dealing with a loaded yam.

swamp whopper

Is that big decomposing shit just sittin at the bottom of the toilet for a long period of time because some ass hole didn't flush.

Who is the asshole that left the swamp whopper in the bathroom.

ganar

beyond gnarly, (orange county surf slang)

That wipe-out was GANAR.

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hahochi

The area of useless flesh between a man's scrotum and sphincter. This area is often mistakenly defined as "choda".

I love it when she takes her time at my hahochi when she's moving from my balls to my asshole! Pronounced <Ha-Ha'-chy>

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