Balloon Hippie

You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.

“Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”

argr

Old Norse for unmanly

That guy is an Argr loser

Leniel

1.A tall Hispanic guy with an Afro. He’s a good friend, but if you pull his horn the wrong way, be prepared for a Donnybrook, your gonna need more than your moms queef to survive this tilly.
2.A fight

Person1: I’m not sure I can beat Leniel in this fight
Person2: I heard he locker boxed an ostrich

Person1: before or after he dated John Grisham’s sister
Person2: it’s almost not worth thinking about

Man in the canoe

Any sexual position where a man’s dick goes into a woman’s pussy

My wife made me the, Man in the canoe

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Cam

An acronym insult standing for “Cunt attracting man”

Person1:hey your ugly
Person2:well… you’re a Cam

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Tunnel Buddies

When you and another guy, knowingly are having sex With the same girl.

What up with you two? why are you staring at each other like that? are you tunnel buddies?

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Sometimes

Remember that one time when you said “raise your hand if you like dick” and your straight male friend went “yeah Sometimes” by mistake so you make fun of him for it now

Friend 1: That girl is hot
Friend 2: I bet you wouldn’t say that while doing Sometimes

Friend 1: Fuck you
Friend 2: No thanks I don’t do sometimes

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