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When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo
Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again
An unexplained condition that causes you to become obsessed with artwork making you unable to stop spending all your money on paintings
" I was over at daryls last night and he's got like 300 fucking paintings in his living room .., the dudes got s pretty serious case of nault syndrome "
This is when you grab an Indian and throw him off a roof
" hey rusty lets go sneak up behind merv and give him a flying buhay"
When you are giving it to your girl doggy style and you reach around and stuff a raw fish In her mouth... You then grab ahold of the front of her thighs and throw yourself backwards causing her to fly through the air like an angry pelican
Tom: hey Dave what was all that banging I heard in your room last night Dave: I gave Cindy an angry pelican and she flew into the bookcase
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When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would
"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "
This occurs when a black man is enjoying a nice hot bath while his wife is getting ready for work and she accidentally drops her hair dryer in the tub
Tyrone :"hey Eddie! Did you hear what happened to marcel?" Eddie :"yeah man.. I'm gonna miss that electric spook
Strictly a class moveâ¦.This occurs when you are pounding your girlfriend doggy style and just before you are about to blow your load you hit her in the back of the head with a Gibson Les Paul acoustic guitar and yell " el kabong!!"
Tom " hey Dave can I have my guitar back you'borrowed?" Dave:"Sorry dude but I broke it over Rondas head the other night giving her an el kabong"
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