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A term used when an person of colour does something to draw attention
"Hey tom look at that fucking gay nigga over there breakdancing and playing basketball at the same time !!
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This is when you throw an Indian off a roof backwards
" hey rusty let's grab merv and give him a reverse flying buhay "
This is when you take your girlfriend outside and roll her around in the mud ... You finish by giving her two black eyes and knocking over her thrash cans
"Cindy was driving me nuts last night while I was trying to watch the game so I took her outside and gave her an dirty racoon"
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The act of heading to the club with the sole purpose of getting a fat chick drunk and then taking her home and banging the shit out of her
RANDY: "hey bill, What are you doing tonight ?" BILL: "me and the guys from work are heading out to do some seal clubbing tonight "
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This is what you call a black person who snorts so much cocaine he decides to climb onto his roof
Wife:"honey , what the hell is that on the the garage? Husband:" looks like we got ourselves another spook on the roof, better call the police again"
This is produced when you blow a massive load on your girlfriends forehead
"Fuck Stacey Forgot to pick me up a case of beer on the way home ... I'm gonna have to dump a load of thinking sauce on her head tonight "
What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion
Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over