boner tie

dilberts tie as seen in the comic strip and the now cancelled tv show.

OMGZ!!!1! that boner tie curves up and to the left! thats amazing!!

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Squirtigo

To squirt so long and hard that your equilibrium is disturbed. Side effects include severe dehydration, massive fluid loss, and/or unconsciousness.

This one chick I nailed with squirtigo, straight ruined the paint on my ceiling from the enormous water pressure flow from her gushing vagina. What a rush...literally.