carbrohydrates

A spin off of "carbohydrates," though these are usually eaten by bros. Additionally, they never are used in a negative context.

Bro 1: "Come on, dude, that thing is full of carbrohydrates!"

Bro 2: "Exactly. Now let me stuff my face, fool."

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bullshifting

The act of shifting a manual car to their highest gear and leaving it there regardless of how long it takes for the car to accelerate. The only time a bullshifter would shift down would be at the risk of stalling. Bullshifting is primarily a result of laziness.

Passenger: "Shouldn't you shift down? You're going freaking slow."
Driver: "Nah. I'm bullshifting."

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broke as bananas

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.

Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.

vultured down

A variation of chow down; Used to describe the rapid consumption of food by multiple individuals (usually siblings) during a family styled meal. Vulturing down ensures that you get the portions you desire before that food is depleted.

I planned on having ham for Thanksgiving this year, but it was vultured down before it even made it to the table.

hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.

A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."