F that

Forget that!

“Hey bro! Wanna go to Disneyworld?”
“F that, I’m going to Super Nintendo world!”

Scratch.mit.edu

A. The granddaddy of memes, dating all the way back to 2007.

B. A Website where you can code games and animations.

C. The daycare of social media, roaming with 10 year olds.

D. Did I mention all the memes?

I went on Scratch.mit.edu the other day while my friends were on the Phub.

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Hard Bladder

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.

In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”