Placebo Tape

A type of medical tape administered for people who are diagnosed with a fake injury to give them a reason not to bitch about it anymore. This tape does nothing more than stick to the skin. It proves hard to remove for hairy individuals.

Joe: “Tom why did you stop erging?

Tom: “My wrist hurts.”
Joe: “Have some placebo tape, this should ‘fix your injury’ for you.”
Tom: “Wow! It is like I never had an injury in the first place!”