IJKL

A left-handed alternative to WASD, the standard setup of keys used for movement mainly for (but not limited to) first-person shooters. Similarly, some may prefer the Numpad's 8456, the arrow keys, or perhaps OKL;.

Generally, IJKL provides access to Right SHIFT, but not access to CTRL, compared to how WASD does have access to CTRL, providing a small disadvantage if the player does not like to use the SHIFT key. Some players use / for the actions of WASD's CTRL, despite not being a perfect mirror.

Game: Press WASD to move.
Player: You mean IJKL. Sorry, I'm left-handed.

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tax evasion

1) Noun. The illegal nonpayment or avoidance of paying tax.

2) Exclamation. Considered by many to be the single most offensive word in the English language.

1) My brother just got jailed for tax evasion!

2) Guy 1: My parents are asleep, we can say bad words
Guy 2: tax evasion

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