ice viper

An Ice Viper is only found in the northern most hemisphere on any continent or in any area where the temperature is cold enough to not handle any other snake but the well known ice viper found on any male inhabitant when snuggling or spooning in which it does strike whomever is being spooned or snuggled

Travis said " it sure is cold out, I guess I'm gonna have to show the wife the ice viper"

plug yourself in

The act of placing your penis in your own asshole (fucking yourself). Office friendly way to say, "go fuck yourself!"

Travis, Bill, Aaron and Brad were being total asshats today at work, so I told each one to "plug yourself in!"