time

Something every lazy person/couch potato has.

Couch Potato: "Okay, honey, I'll do it later! You act like I don't have enough time and shit!"

Lazy Person's Mother: "Lazy Person, clean up your room!"
Lazy Person: "I'll do it later when I have time".

15👍 7👎

wigga

A wigger's pronunciation of the word wigger

White kid: I'm not a fuckin' wigga.
Kid 2: Yes you are, fuckin' poser.

12👍 6👎

pee wee's big adventure

One of the greatest films to watch when you're stoned.

Oh man, watching Pee Wee's Big Adventure when you're stoned is one of the coolest things to do!

41👍 6👎

robert de niro

One of the greatest actors ever.
Usually compared to Al Pacino, however..both of them are great.

Seen in films such as : Meet the Parents, The Godfather Part II, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Awakenings, among others.

Guy 1: I watched Taxi Driver last night.
Guy 2: De Niro is great in that movie.
Guy 1 and 2: "You Talkin' Ta Me?"

351👍 70👎

taxi driver

Fucking masterpiece of a film.
Stars Robert De Niro as Travis Bickle, an unstable vietname veteran who hates the scum of the society he is surrounded by.

You talkin' ta me?
Well, I don't see anyone else here...

388👍 148👎

half deaf

Someone who is deaf in one ear.

Brian Wilson is half deaf.

11👍 5👎

night of the living dead

One of the greatest horror films, heck, one of the greatest FILMS of all time. Of course I'm talking about George Romero's masterpiece, not the remake. I just don't know what it is about this movie that grabs my attention. It doesn't matter what you do, where you run, or where you hide. They are there! There is no escape! They won't stop til you are dead! The original 1968 Night of The Living Dead is a true horror masterpiece. The zombies are...awesome, to say the least. When a few characters are killed by an exploding car, the film continues with a grotesque display of the zombies eating the left over body parts. The actors (especially Duane Jones) did a wonderful job, especially since this was their first movie! The ending, in my opinion, is probably the best ending in any movie of the genre. I won't spoil it for you, but even the grizzly images during the credits will make you think.

Night Of The Living Dead is such a kick ass flick.

40👍 9👎