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Low level THC weed. The shittiest kind o' weed.
Can't mix the kind with the schwag!
If you blow smoke in someone's face, without them actually toking, enough smoke can get them "contact" high, meaning that they came into contact with THC through the second hand smoke, and thus, became high. Also, the contact high usually never shows up on a drug test..
Mike got his cat contact high by bringing him into the bathroom and toking on two flat blunts.
A whore who wants a cock up the ass
"Damn! That butt slut let me fuck her ass!" - Horny Redneck
When your friend puts the end of a blunt in his mouth, and blows the smoke into your face while you breath in as much smoke as possible.
Gotta love a charge!
A group of caucasian people who want to be african american.
"Oh, damn it. There's the wigger crew again." - Person who sees the wigger posse
"Damn wiggers!" - His friend
Guy 1: that dude's a wigger!
Guy 2: man! wtf is his problem?
Wigger: sup my niggas?
*guy 1 and 2 beat up wigger*
A film directed by Ivan Reitman. Released in 1990.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Awesome "Kindergarten Cop" quotes:
"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"
"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."
Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!