i swear to drunk i'm not god

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

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sting

Lead singer for one of the greatest bands ever (who seem to go unappreciated) THE POLICE!

I believe The Police are one of the most underrated bands of all time. Lead by Sting, who wrote most of their songs lyrics, The Police were a force to be reckoned with. They fused rock, reggae, new wave, and punk together to create such classics as "Walking on the Moon" and "Roxanne".

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light...

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double stuff the muffin

When a girl sticks two fingers in her vagina, she is double stuffing her muffin.

Do you double stuff the muffin?

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brian wilson

One of the founding members of The Beach Boys. The genius behind the album Pet Sounds.

Brian Wilson created "Pet Sounds", one of the greatest albums of all time.

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gay

A man or a woman who likes a member of the same sex mentally, sexually, etc. See homosexual

Gay people exist. Big deal.

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Welfare

That check you get at the first of the month.

Drug addict: "Damn, this welfare check is whack!"

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the stooges

After seeing the Doors in concert, James Osterberg A.K.A. Iggy Stooge (before he became Iggy Pop) was mesmerized by Jim Morrison and started his own band, the Stooges, which inspired alot of punk bands. The Stooges were a truly groundbreaking band and the godfathers of punk. They were fronted by Iggy Pop, a legend of punk and one of the greatest frontmen around.

With albums like "The Stooges", "Fun House", and "Raw Power", Iggy and the Stooges helped define the punk rock genre.

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