JFJ

Jean Fransua John
A 20th-century Comedian, being most famous for his comedic acts of putting a sock on his head to keep his fellow troops entertained on the front lines of Multiple World wars, then moving to the United States, where He settled down and lived out his years, his wife giving birth to a son which was given the same name.

Wow man, I'm really surprised He didn't get more attention, that guy JFJ really put a good spin on things.
- Memoir of a soldier

Cath'ed

When a female does something stupid/dangerous, and blames it on someone else.

Wow, cath just got Cath'ed by the ammo pod.