The term spread it is slang for telling a woman to widen her legs for intercourse.
Bitch I'm horny SPREAD IT NOW!
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A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger
Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
An Asian female that only goes for White men
Tanaka: Akito, where is our daughter?
Akito:She went out with some kid named John to a party.
Tanaka's face goes red and he starts heading towards his car
Akito:Where are you going?!
Tanka looks back at her and says, "I have to make sure she doesn't turn into a snow pisser!"
A anaconda sized cock, only those who have earned the title of thotimus prime can handle this 2 ton worth of prime meat.
We are gathered here today to mourn for the girl that came within the fucking radius of cockzilla.