Someone who is overweight, balding, likely Jewish, single, no children and thinks he is funny when he is not.
Michael's life is terrible right now, he is a proper Kelldog
Someone who is usually very unclean. Waxy ears, messy unclean hair, bad breath, spotty. Also a strange personality, serious at one moment and happy the next.
Alan just went through a break up, he was a real Wedgwood today.
Meaning White N word. Not meant for racism, Wigga basically means mate, bud, friend, pal etc.
It is an understanding between white males. African/American people say the N word. We have our own word.
"Whattup Wigga?"
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A woman who is a selfie addict, like Kim Kardashian and is always changing their appearance and/or wearing too much makeup. HOWEVER, she is very racist and uses racist slang words to describe ethnic minorities.
Sarah hates Asians, she's a real Kim K K
When you're talking and you start saying things wrong and instead of embarrassing yourself you just start talking bollocks to cover your tracks.
Oh my god I was chatting up that blonde at the bar and my play fucked up, I had to Strumanumnum my way through it.
When you really need to shit and it starts coming out
NEED THE TOILET, GOT A TURTLEHEAD