Anti Spangle Juice

Anti Spangle Juice - This term may be applied to any non alcoholic beverage when embarking on, or involved as willing participant in a pilgrimage to seshleyhem.

When using the term outside of the normal seshleyhem pilgrimage scenario, anti spangle juice should only be applied to water.

Anti Spangle Juice is traditionally served with ice and a fresh lemon slice.

May I offer you a glass of anti spangle juice, good sir?

seshleyhem

Seshleyhem is the untenable destination when involved as an active participant of "the shesh". It is widely regarded amongst many wise and well travelled scholars as the only true place of complete enlightenment.

Q. What did you do at the weekend? A. Just the usual pilgrimage to seshleyhem.
Anyone up for a pilgrimage to seshleyhem.

Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.

Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.