Harlem Shakes

A slang term for a fake seizure. Could be considered racist by 2021 standards.

Doctor: "looks like you have case of the Harlem shakes."

Patient: *shakes harder* "but I'm have a seizure"

Doctor: "If you were really having a seizure you wouldn't be able to talk"

FTBA

Stands for "Free to breathe agency," its a fake agency made up of people who don't think rules apply to them. They don't want to wear masks in public to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

Person 1- "I got this cool card from the FTBA, it says I don't have to wear a mask."

Person 2-"stay at least 6 feet away from me you sick fuck."

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